Week 1
Writing
has never been a strong point in my schooling career. I was never creative
enough to write stories or poems and it has always been a struggle for me to
push out five pages for a research report on a topic that I could care less
about. I would not say I am bad at writing, just not the best at it. I think
writing is a great way to express not only yourself, but also your ideas and is
a staple in any learning environment.
Since
I was not the best writer in middle school, my parents thought that it would be
a good idea to go and take a summer course on writing before high school. Ok,
great, sounds like a blast. Although I was not very excited about going, I
tried to stay positive and convinced myself that it would help me in the long
run. I got to the first day of class on that hot June morning and the
instructor begins to do her welcome and talk about the class. Turns out that it
was not a class that helped teach writing; it was a class for kids who liked to
write and wanted to get together with other kids and take a week out of their beautiful
summer to write about dragons and zombies and shit. Nope, not having any of that.
Although it was a miserable week, (due to it being one of the nicest weeks of
the summer) with a bunch of weirdoes who love to write, it did help in the long
run. I did get better at writing from all the feedback and tips I had received
from the class.
Writing
in during my high school years could be considered sub-par. I had to do the
normal papers for English, essays for history tests, and some writing here or
there for a science course. Then sophomore year, for my US History II class, I
had to write an end of the year research paper. My teacher, Mrs. Donnegan, said
to have fun with it and choose who you think had an effect on history from 1940
to present day. Having no idea what to do, I went to Barnes and Nobles hoping
for some sort of divine intervention on who to write about. After about a half
hour of searching every isle, I saw the answer to all my problems sitting on
the shelf. There, with his shining face, was former President George W. Bush’s
book Decision Points. Although I do
not sway towards either party, Mrs. Donnegan did; hardcore Republican to be
exact. Although I only finished half the book, I wrote a kickass essay filled
with lots of knowledge on 9/11 and his early life followed by two pages of utter
bullshit wrapping things up. I got a 98 on it. Is it that it was well written
or that I chose someone my teacher liked? Probably the latter, but I think I
did so well on the paper because it was something that interested me. The part
of the book that I had actually read was great and it kept me involved in the
book. As Vonnegut said in our week 1 writing assignment, write about something
that interests you. This rings true even though I did not even know it at the
time of writing it.
Week
3a
Now
I hope you are confused from the title. No I did not actually kill a nice
couple, but I thought that I did. It was a warm summer night when I was 12 or
13 and my friend, Matt, and I were absolutely ecstatic. Matt's older brother
had just gotten back from a trip to Pennsylvania with something of ours: a shit
ton of fireworks. We had Roman candles, sparklers, M-80s, mortars, etc. But the
one thing that stuck out was the Veni Vidi Vici, a 30 shot mortar
brick of pure fun and danger. We decided to walk down to the beach a few blocks
from our houses to set it off. We live in Central Jersey on the shore (yes by
where Jersey Shore is) so the beach was safest place for fireworks in the area.
Or so we thought. It was nice out, so, there were a few people out on the
beach. And boy were they in for a show. We walked about halfway down the beach,
plopped the thing down and lit it. We start backing up to get away from our
masterpiece and to watch it. One shot goes off in a nice green firework; the
next is purple. They looked like the nice fireworks you would see on the 4th of
July; it was basically something that a small town could use for fireworks if
they wanted. So, instead of a nice 3rd shot going off, we see a huge flash of
light and a deafening bang. It exploded. The thing fucking exploded. I do not
think we could have run any faster to get away from the scene of the crime. We
get back to our houses and try and piece together what had just happened. After
about a half hour or so, we decided to walk back down to the beach to see the
damage. When we got there, we were surprised at the magnitude of what happened.
Three fire trucks, five police cars, an ambulance and a SWAT car were sitting
right where we left the fireworks. I did not even know our town had a SWAT car.
So we did what any two good natured kids would do and turned right around and
got home as fast as we could. After a long sleepless night of guilt, we grabbed
some breakfast and went back to the beach. Where our mortar brick once sat was
a 4ft crater with black, charred sand all around it. We talked to one of
the cops that was passing by and asked him what happened. He said two kids lit
off fireworks last night and it blew up, but thankfully no one was hurt. We
were more than relieved to hear there would be no legal issues nor any guilt
for seriously injuring an innocent bystander. After this incident, we decided
to not use the fireworks for a while and not tell anyone about what happened
because the imminent fear of jail.
Week
3b
There is one word that can describe the entire epic story that
is my career of high school writing: bullshit. I am not a good writer; I am a
good bullshitter. I always liked my English teachers, but nothing they said
really stuck with me. You always heard “re-read your work” or “make sure you
always make outlines before papers”. I personally did not do any of those
things. But one teacher really did give me advice that has stuck with me, my
junior English teacher at Red Bank High School, Mrs. S. Mrs. S was a wonderful
little Italian lady, very nice, always helpful, interesting teacher. The
class was British Literature so there is that, no real complaints. The first
big assignment we had was a 5-page descriptive analysis on the epic poem
Beowulf. When the project was presented, Mrs. S said that this was not a paper
you can do the night before. Being the cocky, procrastinator I am, challenge
accepted. The night before the paper was due I was up until the wee hour of 4
A.M. completing it. Not the best idea, but I got it done. When we got the grades
back, I received an 82. Ok that works for doing the whole thing the night
before. After class ended, Mrs. S called me back in to talk. We were the only
two in the large empty classroom. We had a conversation about the work and
how I had messed up simple details like misspelling Beowulf at points or
confusing major character's names. I told her truth and she said she was
disappointed and used some explicit language. During this talk, her young son
had walked over from our middle school. This was hilarious because she did
not realize it. We all had a good laugh when she did see him in the room.
Her advice was to take my time when I write and to not try and bullshit papers.
She said to find an aspect of the topic that interested me and try and focus that.
The year continued to go on and I
continued to write more papers. I thought that the papers would just magically
get easier to write and would be better and I would get A+’s on every paper
that I graced with my fantastic writing. Sadly, this was not the case. But I
had more and more papers to write, so, I tried to put my newfound advice into
them. The next paper I had to write was on A Tale of Two Cities. I did not
really like the book; the end was kind of entertaining, but it just dragged on.
Our final essay on the book was to choose from a series of prompts and write
5-pages on it. I decide to choose a character analysis essay. I thought about
which character I should write about; it was easy to write about someone like
Carton or Darnay but I thought it would be fun to try something out of the box.
I ended up going with writing about Lucie Manette. I wrote about how she
positively affected the growth of Dr. Manette and Carton throughout the course
of the book. At about 3 and a half pages, I ran out of things to write about. I
started to go back through the book to find anything stupid or useless that I
could use as filler. But then Mrs. S’s words echoed in my head. I thought about
what I could write about that wasn’t complete bullshit. So, I decided to write
about how Lucie actually ended up screwing everyone over through the course of
the book. It could be argued that it was not actually her fault; she was just
doing her own things and loving whom she wanted to love. The paper still took me
until approximately 1 A.M. the night before it was due, but I felt a lot more
confident when I handed the paper in. I got an 88, so I mean I guess that is an
improvement. As I was looking over the essay as to what I got wrong, I saw a
little note that Mrs. S had written there. She said she liked my opinion on
Lucie even if it was not the most positive; it was still something outside of
the box, which she was proud of. All in all, I believe that Mrs. S gave me
something that most teachers do not, she gave me confidence and her real
opinions and I could not be more thankful.
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